Wtf??!???!??

We have no idea who this is, so should be we giving them advice to be their self ??????

 

ha! surely that depends who it is???

 

It's me, D41....like a dickhead, I fell asleep and missed our date...what an idiot! She called & texted...we'll get together another day.
I have no idea what this chick sees in me, and my life certainly doesn't need any more complications at the moment.
I can be as naive as anyone, and I hope I'm not getting played....I haven't dated in 17 years, I have no idea how to do this.

 

Well, that's easy $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

 

It must be your sparkling personality D, that or you've been holding out on us and you've got an anaconda for a trouser snake.

 

Just smile and wave

 

Yeah right mate, you mean your arse fell out and ignored calls and texts Sort it out Darren, it's not just for pissing with you know!!

Love and hugs

Tony b

 

I know... total dumbass for falling asleep...I don't think she is after money...if she is she is going to be disappointed. I could use some help from the ladies on here....I just met some other lass last night (platonically)... I'm like, WTF...did I just turn into Tarzan??

Hazza....get on here now... am I still a 'catch'?? Don't care if I'm not.

 

So. Shouldn't you really be out looking for new stock tonight, rather than on here ?

 

lol Complicated weekend and haven't managed to!

 

I know.

 

You think you do But I know!

 

True enough.!

But then I may not be quite quite as dumb as I seem.

 

Chick was just after money as it turns out... the implant thing is a bit weird anyway, it's like sucking on a football.

 

Hope your Xmas turns out to be satisfyingly uncomplicated mate. x