I am sorry to hear that, you always seemed to be so comfortable & content together. Fwiw, simple = uncomplicated. I'm guessing that what you really want is therefore either: Someone with the attributes of Vin D' & an IQ of 85 so that you can comfort yourself with great sex, manipulate him to your requirements easily & not feel encumbered. Or Something/one that's actually not "uncomplicated".
If any single one of you saw the lass I scored last night you would shit...I genuinely can't believe my luck...I'm waking up in a haze,...I wasn't looking for anyone or nowt...Tbh I don't know what to do... she is WAAY out of my league.. Gals...help me....should I text her or call her this morning...we just made that connection.. have no other way of explaining it to you.
Ok, I don't want a male bimbo! But when I say uncomplicated I mean a happy person who isn't going to drag out a mass of baggage and mood swings after 3 dates!!
^^^^ that could apply to anyone beyond the age of 25 thats moved on from a relationship for whatever reason
I'm young and still got the other half of the world to see, complication is the last thing I need. I don't really understand anyone that is complicated or awkward for the sake of it, be happy, have sex with each other to your hearts content, then do it some more.
Lolol!!....Okay,... that's four loads of snot that just went to waste!! I don't know what to think...my gut instinct tells me this lass is the real deal.... I still have no idea what to do.
Am I missing something here !!!! Is it no more complicated than calling her and asking if she wants to go out on Saturday. Why is it anymore complex than that FFS !!!
Agreed, what are you going to lose if you phone her / text her and ask her out...... Feck All my friend
Dude let me break it down for you - 1.) Locate your dick 2.) Remove the shrink wrap 3.) Smash the granny out of her vjayjay until she can't walk the next day 4.) If the dick involved in step 1 is too small to achieve step 3 use your fist instead. Party on Wayne
