wanted: female partner for commuter lovenest

You know what they say about cake obsession - new set of bike leathers every season due to last years set "shrinking" over the winter months......

Essex you say? They like a geordie accent down there dont they? I'm not female - but with my long blonde locks i probably could be mistaken for being female??? Haha

Please find attached photo of me and my dad, you may recognise him, or perhaps recognise the Virgin look in me haha

 

You forgot the "Where". You've either had one too many or not enough Bud, bud, and fingers got slippy on the keyboard.

Salisbury may not be a hardcore metropolis, granted, but it is quite close to London/Essex by either bike or train, so, in this respect I win, cos I potentially have, both requisite equipment and location. Unless of course you ACTUALLY live in a grotty bedsit in Whitechapel, and Darren's merely your Saturday name!?

So how do the interviews work? This whole anonymity issue makes it all frightfully exciting. Chris is clearly going for the chaste Rapunzel angle. Janey's keen to whip you into a frenzy, and Darren's probably gonna just insult you from afar.

What could I bring to the table? Um, I'll do you a 6k service, which could include throttle body, plug check, and headstock lube. I'm not uploading my pic, as I look like the back end of a horse, but I urge you do not worry about this aspect, as I put it to you, when you're grovelling around under the fairing, at the grind who gives a f what the monkey looks like?

 

Yes!

 

Oh, the mother flipping irony

 

mmmmmmmmmm cake

 

Pics of me???

Why is that ironic??