Was on the m25 today giving it some in the fast lane and didn't notice a police bike behind me. Shit I thought, that's me banned, then some asshole biker cuts up the inside and gives it large up the slip road. Thank god, the cop fucks off after the biker. Saved my bacon.
The cheek of it! A copper in YOUR fast lane? Bastard. I'd report him to the Chief Constable when we're down the Golf Club with him at the weekend anyway, I bet the biker got off scot free, those fuckers always do.
Glad I tracked you down Red675. This is the policeman who pulled you earlier. Just like to say I'm really sorry, I am indeed a fat ugly paedo and the real reason I pulled you was cos I wanted a mental piccie of your bike for my wank bank as I believe red 675's to be the best, fastest, sexiest bikes on the road, ridden by the greatest men in existence. Cheers, take care. Pc plod
