don't bother with eharmony - they are just ripoff merchants so much for being run by 'Christians' was sent some smiles but the accounts the smiles came from hadnt logged in so eharmony must have sent them
I joined and they sent me a picture of my own right hand. Think it was meant as a high five, what a nice bunch.
e.harmony?? ChristianMingle is where all the action is!! The ex & I went on e.harmony for a bit of fun one time....everything came up for both of us as "no suitable matches". Why would anyone even bother going through a dating site...it just screams "I AM DESPERATE!!"
Yeah, maybe asking for a six-foot tall nymphomaniac black chick with big tits wasn't the best strategy?? But seriously, we were all messing around with that site one night and not one of us got a match.....I think the religious aspect plays a big part in how they "sort you".....I say just go to a strip club and get a lap-dance....far more rewarding IMHO. D.
This is not Darren, it's Edski. Swear to God, I nearly made a mess in my jeans the other day with one lass.....tall & beautiful African-American lass (who happens to live in Shropshire BTW), and the first American I have ever met who can pull off an English accent perfectly. Ed.
Well, as the Devil incarnate, I have absolutely no problem getting hot chicks. I simply possess them and then they do anything I want .... Or was that the dream I had last night .....
368 matches in my local area. Unfortunately they are all over 65 and want to know if you have money! Sounds very genuine and friendly lol
Stand aside people, D41 is in the house!!....I'm the master of getting hot chicks....I'm also the master of getting dumped by them - it's a two-way street! My current is a 23 year-old Aussie lass who works in a bikini-bar....I'm 47, and a self-admitted cradle-snatcher - fake boobs feel weird...it's like "What PSI are you running in those things??"
Finding the right woman is all about having respect. Just the other night, I was laying on the couch cuddling my girlfriend while we watched a romantic movie. I was gently caressing her beautiful long black hair & running my fingers through it....she turned to me and whispered... "Darren, that feels wonderful - is that your way of telling me that you love me??" I said "No, it's my way of telling you I just ate three slices of pizza and we've run out of napkins!"
